Explain a game plot badly
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@SabotageTheTruth @Ikataishou
I actually did mean Bioshock, although I guess it does apply to both.
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@DMCMaster @SabotageTheTruth Bioshock, of cours that makes sense :)
Okay couldn't decide which one but it is the same game:
-Everyone is really into death and corpses but you just want to bang the only girl that is clearly a virgin.
-After watching Empire strikes Back you had the weirdest LSD trip but when you wake up you realize that you are the dream.
-You just want to play fantasy football but it is getting strange really fast.
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@Ikataishou I have a feeling these descriptions would make more sense if I've played Life is Strange. I should probably do that sometime.
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@SabotageTheTruth No, nobody is a virgin in Life is Stange. Not even a certain someone who had a certain something in an alternate timeline.
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Some teenagers, a kid, a robot, and a dog walk into a dungeon. Death awaits.
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Jerk and little girl go to the hospital. They stop several times on the way to kill mushrooms.
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Guy and his friend fur animal collects electric eggs to power things whilst punching obscured creatures
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Family hike through the local wildlife!
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Small child destroys earth to impress his dad, who is an emotionally abusive blackout drunk, and also - God.
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After a malaria attack, you crash your Jeep into a wild zebra and must fix it before you die.
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Italian plumber tries to get to his girl while getting super high on shrooms.
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Plumber takes island getaway and gets thrown in jail for a crime he didn't commit. Has an urge to clean up islands.
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@MXAGhost
That sums up what happened to my uncle when he went to Hawaii two years ago
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Sail around and kill an old man who just wanted a nice place to live
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Metal Gear Solid 1 simulator
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17 year old angsty teen couldn't stop crying about angst.
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An imp rides a lowly wolf to become the hero of the land. She ditches that doggie if he fall in lava doe.
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Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World: A terrorist's daughter has a headache, which makes it hard for her to decide whether her bae should be a monster or a yummy boi who clearly has an unhealthy relationship with count red hair up there.
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A white guy with daddy issues expresses his frustrations through excessive violence.
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I've got another one for Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World: The daughter of a terrorist falls for one drone stike of a husbando. Antics ensue.
