December Beer Blog
Bud Light Lime
Anheuser-Busch | Saint Louis, Missouri
Light Lager | 4.0% ABV
Pours a clear straw colour with a few fingers of frothy white head which disappears within 30 seconds. There is absolutely no lacing, and the beer bubbles aggressively.
The beer smells strongly of lime and nothing else. The lime out there all alone smells unnatural and empty.
It tastes closer to Sprite than beer. They definitely succeeded in giving it a dominating lime flavour. It's hard to find anything else in there. Hiding in the excessive amount of carbonation are faint tastes of grain. There is no hop taste to speak of. The beer finishes very quick and very mild.
The body is as light as can be, and the liberally applied carbonation is the only thing that stops it from feeling like water, furthering that feeling of drinking Sprite.
I honestly can't say I hate this. Even if I don't enjoy it at least it leaves absolutely no taste in my mouth afterward. What I can say is this is not a good beer. This is not something that I will ever be having again because the point of it escapes me. Budweiser boasts of Bud Light's 'superior drinkability'. I am glad that they aren't lying about this, because at least I can get this beer over with quick. Cheers!
@DeweyDecibel My least favorite beer. And I only graduated from college a few months ago. I'm totally used to shit beer. The flavor just reminds me of the salt they use for those Tostitos with a hint of Lime chips. Artificial, metallic, and just generally unpleasant.
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@DeweyDecibel @naltmank I tend to think of it as beer for people who do not like beer. Almost all of the malted flavor and hops are gone. It's really just there to give you something light and alcoholic, and generally misses the point of why I enjoy beer so much. I'm not judging the people who default to it... I just worry that they're missing out on so many wonderful experiences.
@naltmank That Tostitos analogy is spot on! I knew it reminded me of something else! I definitely agree with @Billy. This is totally a beer for those who don't like beer. Makes me wonder how the person who brought this beer to the calendar is coping with what we've had so far. I hope they're experiencing some interesting new things. I fear they having a hard time handling a beer with a rich flavour profile
I shockingly didn't get much metallic flavour, and although the lime tastes 'off' with no other flavours to support it, it didn't seem artificial. It's definitely not pleasant, but it's also not pleasant. It's practically nothing, and I guess that's what some people like.
Sleeman Cream Ale
Sleeman Breweries Ltd. | Guelph, Ontario
Cream Ale | 5.0% ABV
Pours clear and gold with a small layer of white head which dissipated within a minute. Nothing particularly special, but not an awful looking beer by any means.
The beer smells bready and sweet. Once again, not awful but boring.
The beer tastes the same, but with a little hint of caramel. The taste is fairly strong, but - once again - it's boring. The finish is short and mild.
The body is quite light, carbonation is a little heavy, and going down it feels not nearly as creamy as I should hope from a cream ale.
First off, I apologise for this short, negative review. I've had a very very long day. In fact I've had several consecutive very long days and this beer just did nothing for me. It attempts absolutely nothing interesting, and it sit complacently in mediocrity. I don't get how this beer gets off calling itself a cream ale because there is nothing remotely creamy about it. I will not be drinking this again. Hell, for beer pong I'd choose Bud Light Lime over this! Sorry once again for the negativity. I have to imagine tomorrow will be better.
Midnight Sun Espresso Stout
Yukon Brewing | Whitehorse, Yukon
American Stout | 6.2% ABV
This is a favourite of mine. After yesterday's beer and finishing up a big project today, I could not be more excited!
Midnight Sun pours as dark as a moonless night's sky. A thin layer of dark, almost-golden head rests atop this black sea with no sign of disappearing. This is the epitome of what I look for in a beer.
The bold, unmistakable smell of espresso filled the room the moment the bottle was opened. Upon closer examination there is a sweetness peaking through the rich, bitter coffee aroma.
The beer starts with a kick of earthy coffee flavour and shifts to a surprisingly intense toffee sweetness. It's a little bit sweeter than I would like, but it still has a very pleasant flavour profile and the beer isn't lost in the sweetness. The finish is pretty quick and light with a small amount of bitterness clinging onto my throat.
The nice, full body of this espresso stout is beautifully creamy and soothes my sore throat.
This is a beautiful beer! It's quite intense and a tad sweet, but it makes for a very nice sipping beer with a savoury meal, or even for dessert. I have to admit that this beer didn't quite live up to my memories, but I am still filled with joy as I drink it and savour it. If you're into stouts - especially coffee stouts - I definitely recommend Midnight Sun. It's not the most masterfully brewed, but it's delicious, I love it, and it's certainly worth the try!
@DeweyDecibel Love this beer!
Also, I'm living vicariously through this blog as I take my extended break from drinking, so keep it up!
Flying Monkeys Hoptical Illusion
Flying Monkeys Craft Brewery | Barrie, Ontario, Canada, Earth, Milky Way, the Universe, Infinity
Almost Pale Ale | 5% ABV
Full disclosure: This is a tipsy beer review as I finished class for the term and had a couple of celebratory beers beforehand! Also, look at that snowman face on the wrapped beer! It's amazing!
Pours a dark amber with two fingers of off-white head which is in no hurry to go away. This er looks like it's going to kick my ass and I welcome it!
Smells very hoppy! At least compared to the rest of the beers I've had so far this month. A nice mix of citrus and floral aromas fill my nose until I get a little too excited and inadvertently snort some head. It burns for a little bit but I quickly recover and am ready to go in for a taste!
This is a beer that I remember from my earliest days of drinking hoppy beers and I remember being disgusted. Not anymore. Hoptical illusion starts with a strong hop profile with plenty of floral flavours with a nice touch of citrus. Bread and honey follows making for a moderately long, beautifully balanced finish.
Despite the harsh front, this beer still goes down so smooth! It coats my mouth and fills it with flavour all over.
I'll admit that this beer may be getting some unfair praise for being the only "IPA" I've had a quite a while, but I love it. It's so much better crafted than I would expect from a beer that has such a silly name and attitude, but it is simply excellent! I don't know what else to say. Do not underestimate this beer. It is great. It is hoppy and malty and it is just so much more flavourful than every other shitty beer I've had tonight and it's great!
Molson Coors Canada | Etobicoke, Ontario
American Adjunct Lager | 5% ABV
The pour is slow as I try to handle the copious amounts of frothy white head that wants to spill over the top of the glass. Carbonation vigorously rises through the beer.
Canadian smells so faint that I smell the metal of the can above anything else. There's a little bit of cerealy sweetness underneath that is actually quite pleasant!
The metal is definitely still there in the taste, but not nearly as bad as the smell led me to believe, and honestly, there's something about that metallic Canadian taste that brings me back to simpler times. It's quite a sweet beer, with a mild bready flavour and practically nothing else going on. Finishes pretty quickly, leaving a little bit of sweetness on my tongue.
The body is very light, carbonation is fairly excessive, and it's a little watery going down. None of that is surprising and non of it is that awful.
I have quite a few good memories associated with Canadian and so having one to drink has actually been quite nice. That said, I can already feel the sweetness getting to me, there's absolutely no hop profile and the carbonation would surely have me feeling bloated after a couple. It's not a good beer at all, but you could still do worse.
Kronenbourg 1664 Blanc
Brasseries Kronenbourg | Strasbourg, France
Witbier | 5% ABV
1664 is a cloudy golden beer with two fingers of thick white head.
Very faint smell. Just like orange juice with a hint of grain.
Very sweet and citrusy. There's some nice cereal flavour there too. Very short finish. Extremely pleasant.
Light body. Quite a bit of carbonation but not overpowering, making a for a nice refreshing feel.
Overall a very nice refreshing beer. I can almost believe it's summer despite the -30C weather outside. Will be drinking a lot more of this next summer.
@DeweyDecibel that is a beautiful beer! Kronenbourg in general make good pints and the Blanc is no different! :D
Maple Shack Cream Ale
Granville Island Brewery | Vancouver, BC
Cream Ale | 5% ABV
The colour is somewhere between copper and amber. Lots of white head which doesn't stay long.
Pretty faint smell. Smells of caramel with a bit of maple which smells kinda artificial.
Pretty sweet, but not terribly balanced. Lots of toffee flavour with a nice amount of spice. However there's something chemically about it. I can find a little bit of maple too, but it's a little off.
A little over-carbonated but still manages to feel nice and creamy.
I am not into this beer at all. The flavour just seems wrong to me. I've definitely had worse, but I had high hopes for this one and am definitely disappointed. You're not doing a bad thing drinking this beer, but I'd probably skip it.
Whitsler Brewing Co | Whistler, BC
Dark Ale | 5% ABV
This beer soured something awful. I could tell the moment I opened it that it is undrinkable (and I love sours), which saddens me so much because I've never tried this one before and it sounds incredible. Hell even the finish on the little sip I dared to have had some of the most amazing nutty flavours I've ever tasted. I'm not going to be writing any sort of review for this beer. That's not fair. But I will be seeking this one out again because I really really want to see what it's all about. I just hope everyone else's is okay.
@DeweyDecibel That's brutal, man. I feel like a chestnut beer could be incredible.
@DeweyDecibel a moment of silence for this missed out experience! I would LOVE to try that beer! seems like something wonderful to drink!
Desnoes & Geddes | Kingston, Jamaica
Jamaican Lager | 4.7% ABV
Pours a very nice gold with a half-finger width of white head.
Smells very lightly of toffee. Basically no hop smell. Quite a well balanced aroma. Mild but pleasant.
Very nice, surprising toffee flavour. Some nice bready flavours as well. Pretty simple flavour profile, but quite nice. Finishes quick, and a little sweet.
Red Stripe has a very light body with very playful carbonation.
I've had Red Stripe a few times, and always just remembered it like any other lager, but that is not the case. There is more flavour and nice toffee flavour than in any other "lager" I can think of. It's not a spectacular beer, but it's a solid example of the style and will probably be seeing some summer drinking this year.
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@DeweyDecibel I spent a summer drinking a whole bunch of Red Stripe. No regrets!
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@DeweyDecibel I drank a lot of Red Stripe during my honeymoon in Jamaica. It was an all-inclusive resort, and they always kept the fridge in my room stocked with it. Pretty good stuff.
Red-Stripe is perfectly solid. I don't go out of my way to drink it, especially since it was always so marked up in my neighborhood back home, but I still like it well enough.
Deadman Creek Cranberry Wheat Ale
Yukon Brewing | Whitehorse, Yukon
Pale Wheat Ale | 4.7% ABV
I've never had this one before, but I like the brewer so I am very excited to try it. Last time I got excited for a beer did not turn out so well (never forget Whistler Brewing Co. Chestnut Ale), but I'm certain this one will go much better. So let's go!
The first thing I notice is the very unusual colour of Deadman Creek. To describe it plainly you would call it amber, but that doesn't really do it justice. It's like a straw that is blushing, the wheat ale and cranberries together and separate at the same time. I am perplexed by it and more curious to try the beer than ever. The second thing I notice is a beautiful cloud of yeast spiraling in the wake of the pour. Very happy to see an unfiltered wheat ale in this calendar. We are off to a sublime start!
Very faint aroma. I can just barely pick up the cranberry among light grain sweetness. I'm definitely disappointed by the lack of aroma and I honestly have no clue what this is going to taste like.
Sweet grain flavours meet sour cranberries as it hits my tongue, followed by an unexpected amount of spice, which tries its best to bring these fighting flavours back to earth. Unfortunately it doesn't quite succeed and I'm now confused in a less whimsical way than before. The appearance told me way more than I thought; the wheat and the cranberries are somehow together and separate at the same time, fighting but never really coming to any sort of culmination. It finishes fairly lightly, leaving a bitterness on my tongue.
Quite a light body. Has a puckering effect going down, and a little heavy on the carbonation for my taste.
This beer has some really neat ideas, but unfortunately they were not executed all that well. The flavours fight with each other instead of balancing each other out, so somehow we ended up with a beer that is too sweet, too sour, too bitter, and too carbonated all at the same time. I don't quite understand how this is possible, but it is my conclusion nonetheless. Regardless, I'm happy this beer exists because the effort to make something special is clearly there and I had a lot of fun reviewing it. And honestly, it's not really all that bad. Definitely worth the try, but I won't be going out of my way for this one again.