Kill Your Babies! Weed Out the Wii!



  • This Kill Your Babies! is going to be real painful personally. Watching all of these great platformers will feel the cruelty of all of our preferences!

    As always, just in case there are new players, here are the rules:

    Rule #1: When you make a kill, give your reason why you are killing. Just taking it out isn't all that inspiring. Whether you truly dislike it, you strike out of revenge, you feel that there are other important titles that should have made it, or you have legitimate critiques, explaining your kill is necessary to validate its death. Yes, even to those of you who kill because they're good (Because that makes sense :joy: )

    Rule #2: Please keep the updated list for the benefit of other players. Cross through your kill to identify what's been chosen.

    Rule #3: You may kill another game after only three other people have made a kill OR if 12 hours have passed from the last overall kill (not necessarily your own). This should be plenty of time for others to get involved.

    Rule #4: If you fail to give a reason, make a 2nd kill without allowing the time to pass/proper amount of players a turn, or if there is an unforeseen issue up for potential review, your kill may not be recognized. This rule is subjective to the situation and hopefully will not be implemented.

    Rule #5: Per normal, we will have a straw poll for the final two. Please vote for the one you want to win, not lose.

    Let me know if you have any questions. Your kills are your own, so be ruthless, uncompromising, and most importantly:

    HAVE FUN!!!

    No More Heroes
    Okami
    Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
    Xenoblade Chronicles
    MadWorld
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    No More Heroes 2
    Spider-Man: Web of Shadows
    Rhythm Heaven Fever
    Dead Space: Extraction
    Super Mario Galaxy
    Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure
    Fatal Frame IV: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Super Mario Galaxy 2
    Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
    Muramasa The Demon Blade
    Rayman Origins
    Super Paper Mario
    The Last Story
    Pandora's Tower
    Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Project M, if allowed)
    The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
    Red Steel 2
    Little King's Story



  • No More Heroes
    Okami
    Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
    Xenoblade Chronicles
    MadWorld
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    No More Heroes 2
    Spider-Man: Web of Shadows
    Rhythm Heaven Fever
    Dead Space: Extraction
    Super Mario Galaxy
    Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure
    Fatal Frame IV: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Super Mario Galaxy 2
    Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
    Muramasa The Demon Blade
    Rayman Origins
    Super Paper Mario
    The Last Story
    Pandora's Tower
    Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Project M, if allowed)
    The Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess
    Red Steel 2
    Little King's Story

    Better on GameCube.



  • No More Heroes
    Okami
    Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
    Xenoblade Chronicles
    MadWorld
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    No More Heroes 2
    Spider-Man: Web of Shadows
    Rhythm Heaven Fever
    Dead Space: Extraction
    Super Mario Galaxy
    Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure
    Fatal Frame IV: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Super Mario Galaxy 2
    Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
    Muramasa The Demon Blade
    Rayman Origins
    Super Paper Mario
    The Last Story
    Pandora's Tower
    Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Project M, if allowed)
    Red Steel 2
    Little King's Story

    The Wii version is an inferior port of a game that's not too bad on other systems.



  • No More Heroes
    Okami
    Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
    Xenoblade Chronicles
    MadWorld
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    No More Heroes 2
    Rhythm Heaven Fever
    Dead Space: Extraction
    Super Mario Galaxy
    Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure
    Fatal Frame IV: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Super Mario Galaxy 2
    Silent Hill: Shattered Memories
    Muramasa The Demon Blade
    Rayman Origins
    Super Paper Mario
    The Last Story
    Pandora's Tower
    Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Project M, if allowed)
    Red Steel 2
    Little King's Story

    It's the only game on this list I don't like.



  • No More Heroes
    Okami
    Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
    Xenoblade Chronicles
    MadWorld
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    No More Heroes 2
    Rhythm Heaven Fever
    Dead Space: Extraction
    Super Mario Galaxy
    Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure
    Fatal Frame IV: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Super Mario Galaxy 2
    Muramasa The Demon Blade
    Rayman Origins
    Super Paper Mario
    The Last Story
    Pandora's Tower
    Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Project M, if allowed)
    Red Steel 2
    Little King's Story

    Or you can play the real game, aka Dead Space. Also just one more step to the Japanese supremacy. ^^



  • No More Heroes
    Okami
    Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
    Xenoblade Chronicles
    MadWorld
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    No More Heroes 2
    Rhythm Heaven Fever
    Super Mario Galaxy
    Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure
    Fatal Frame IV: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Super Mario Galaxy 2
    Muramasa The Demon Blade
    Rayman Origins
    Super Paper Mario
    The Last Story
    Pandora's Tower
    Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Project M, if allowed)
    Red Steel 2
    Little King's Story

    I didn't like this one... It's not bad, but it did disappoint me.



  • No More Heroes
    Okami
    Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
    Xenoblade Chronicles
    MadWorld
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    No More Heroes 2
    Rhythm Heaven Fever
    Super Mario Galaxy
    Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure
    Fatal Frame IV: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Super Mario Galaxy 2
    Muramasa The Demon Blade
    Rayman Origins
    Super Paper Mario
    The Last Story
    Pandora's Tower
    Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Project M, if allowed)
    Red Steel 2
    Little King's Story

    The concept was neat but the controls were terrible. Your camera controls were mapped to your motion sword controls... It didn't work.



  • No More Heroes
    Okami
    Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
    Xenoblade Chronicles
    MadWorld
    No More Heroes 2
    Rhythm Heaven Fever
    Super Mario Galaxy
    Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure
    Fatal Frame IV: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Super Mario Galaxy 2
    Muramasa The Demon Blade
    Rayman Origins
    Super Paper Mario
    The Last Story
    Pandora's Tower
    Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Project M, if allowed)
    Little King's Story

    All the fun life-sucking worthlessness of WoW's combat and questing paired with more generic, sexist, trash-anime storytelling. The entire game is also ugly and blurry, and makes you waste your time walking everywhere. That this game got 9/10s greatly harms my faith that the gaming press will learn to evaluate open world games based on artistic merit and not mountain-going-there anytime soon. If you'd like to contest this point, I would offer to PM you ending spoilers that will sap your will to play even another second of this garbage, garbage game.



  • Not really, you are objectively so wrong I'd even call it legit wrongthink. Unfortunately you havn't contributed to the list so I can't do a revenge kill, in this round.

    No More Heroes
    Okami
    Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
    Xenoblade Chronicles
    MadWorld
    No More Heroes 2
    Rhythm Heaven Fever
    Super Mario Galaxy
    Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure
    Fatal Frame IV: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Super Mario Galaxy 2
    Muramasa The Demon Blade
    Rayman Origins
    Super Paper Mario
    The Last Story
    Pandora's Tower
    Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Project M, if allowed)
    Little King's Story

    While I don't dislike it it's simply the only game left on this list I havn't played in any way, shape or form.



  • People who say things like "objectively wrong" are more likely to like Xenoblade Chronicles.

    And really? "Wrong-think?" Are you honestly referencing Orwell in support of suppressing individual thought? Dude, where is your sense of irony?



  • No More Heroes
    Okami
    Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
    MadWorld
    No More Heroes 2
    Super Mario Galaxy
    Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure
    Fatal Frame IV: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Super Mario Galaxy 2
    Muramasa The Demon Blade
    Rayman Origins
    Super Paper Mario
    The Last Story
    Pandora's Tower
    Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Project M, if allowed)
    Little King's Story

    This game had its fun moments mixed in with some annoyances, but this kill is really for the strange looks I got when I had to recharge my saber-thing.



  • Okami
    Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
    Xenoblade Chronicles
    MadWorld
    No More Heroes 2
    Super Mario Galaxy
    Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure
    Fatal Frame IV: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Super Mario Galaxy 2
    Muramasa The Demon Blade
    Rayman Origins
    Super Paper Mario
    The Last Story
    Pandora's Tower
    Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Project M, if allowed)
    Little King's Story

    I'm killing this just to level the playing field. Plus, I feed on your tears.



  • @Haru17 said in Kill Your Babies! Weed Out the Wii!:

    Dude, where is your sense of irony?

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  • Okami
    Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
    MadWorld
    No More Heroes 2
    Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure
    Fatal Frame IV: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Super Mario Galaxy 2
    Muramasa The Demon Blade
    Rayman Origins
    Super Paper Mario
    The Last Story
    Pandora's Tower
    Super Smash Bros. Brawl (Project M, if allowed)
    Little King's Story

    Brawl is probably the worst smash bros game or at the very least my least favorite, and while I personally never played Project M I still think (think I said this during the last one but I don't remember) that the idea of using romhacks or something equivalent for these lists is kinda sketch.



  • JonTron gifs? Well, that's a kind of answer I suppose.



  • @DeweyDTruman remember to take Super Mario Galaxy off your list.





  • @naltmank yeah, but in context with that clip, Obi Wan (me) may have been a jerk, but you're the one who's selfish desires for Mario Galaxy to live caused you to betray your friends and murder a temple full of younglings. :p



  • Okami
    Metroid Prime 3: Corruption
    MadWorld
    No More Heroes 2
    Zack & Wiki: Quest for Barbaros' Treasure
    Fatal Frame IV: Mask of the Lunar Eclipse
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Super Mario Galaxy 2
    Muramasa The Demon Blade
    Rayman Origins
    Super Paper Mario
    The Last Story
    Pandora's Tower
    Little King's Story

    This has so far been a blood bath. Killing you because I don't know you.



  • @Fridge-man Just an aside, Xenoblade was removed earlier but is still on our lists.


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