The Joke Thread



  • While reading some favorite jokes of mine it occurred to me that maybe everyone could use a chuckle, so I thought I would create a thread where people could come and read jokes from their fellow Allies and leave jokes themselves, if they are so inclined.

    It is my sincerest hope that this is will be a place with nothing but love and respect, so if anyone leaves a joke, please, PLEASE, PPPLLLEEEAAASSSEEE make sure to follow the guidelines:

    1. Nothing that could be construed as offensive, be it sexually explicit, insulting to any one person or group, or content that you wouldn't feel comfortable sharing in other public areas

    2. Under no circumstances should a joke be given as a means to vent anger. Mean-spirited jokes almost never go over well.

    3. If you pull a joke from a source, please identify it as such. I don't want any incidents of plagiarism or "stealing material" to happen. As such, most of my favorites I pull from lotsofjokes.com but I have a few I've been given over email.

    4. Finally, be respectful! I know I'm repeating myself, but if you don't like a joke, then continue on. If you feel so compelled to reply stating as much, please do so without resorting to any negative behavior

    I really hope this can blossom into a great idea. To get started, I will leave a joke here from the aforementioned website about the 10 cartoon characters who are most likely on drugs. If you don't think it's funny, that's fine as comedy is subjective, but I hope that brightens at least one person's day.

    Once again, I encourage you to leave your own!

    Love & Respect

    CARTOONS ON DRUGS:

    Gargamel Most likely on LSD. Spends his life in pursuit of little blue guys in white outfits and mentally abusing his cat. What does he plan to do with the blue dwarfs when he catches them anyway?

    Olive Oyl. Probably Dexatrim abuse, maybe some amphetamines. Who is that skinny? She might even be anorexic. One side question, what the hell are Popeye and Brutus thinking? They almost made the list for courting her.

    Snagglepuss. Can't explain it. Maybe it's the name, or the look, but he is suspicious.

    HeMan. This is an easy one. I mean c'mon. Roid monkey #1. 'BY THE POWER OF ANABOL!!!!!!' Makes me want to root for Skeletor. Alone in his castle, hitting the weights. And on top of that he even injects the stuff in his pet tiger. Animal Abuse.

    Yogi and Boo Boo. C'mon, we all know what is really in those picnic baskets. They go back to the cave and trip.

    Droopy the dog, the number one downer abuser in toon land. Can't someone slip him an upper every year or two? The only time I ever saw him happy is when he sees the picture of the babe.

    Dopey Dwarf. He openly admits it. The other dwarfs deny involvement but they are under investigation. Allegations that Doc is writing some extra scripts for Sneezy and all the guys are partaking are afloat.

    Daffy Duck,. If he isn't using crack, Marion Barry is clean. He is so wired, he bounces around on his head without pain. Blows his beak off all the time. Some symptoms might be from 'daffiness' but Haladol wouldn't work for him. Might for his buddy with Tourettes, Porky though.

    Shaggy. By far the number one suspect. His clothes, his hair, his bad goatee, the boy converses with dogs. But all of this is nothing until you go to the Munchie Factor. Anybody who averages 9.3 dog treats consumed per episode does pot. Scooby is guilty by association. And look at the way he and his friends painted that van!