3. Kill Your Babies!: Negate All (Okay, Most) of Nintendo!

Kill Your Babies!: Negate All (Okay, Most) of Nintendo!


  • 30 of Nintendo's finest are here to be scrutinized and erased from existence! Which should be the one game that stands the test of time as the best the big N has ever had to offer? Time to choose which are unworthy and for them: Death!

    As always, just in case there are new players, here are the rules:

    Rule #1: When you make a kill, give your reason why you are killing. Just taking it out isn't all that inspiring. Whether you truly dislike it, you strike out of revenge, you feel that there are other important titles that should have made it, or you have legitimate critiques, explaining your kill is necessary to validate its death. Yes, even to those of you who kill because they're good (Because that makes sense)

    Rule #2: Please keep the updated list for the benefit of other players. Cross through your kill to identify what's been chosen.

    Rule #3: You may kill another game after only four other people have made a kill OR if 12 hours have passed from the last overall kill (not necessarily your own). This should be plenty of time for others to get involved.

    Rule #4: If you fail to give a reason, make a 2nd kill without allowing the time to pass/proper amount of players a turn, or if there is an unforeseen issue up for potential review, your kill may not be recognized. This rule is subjective to the situation and hopefully will not be implemented.

    Rule #5: Per normal, we will have a straw poll for the final two. Please vote for the one you want to win, not lose.

    Let me know if you have any questions. Your kills are your own, so be ruthless, uncompromising, and most importantly:

    HAVE FUN!!!

    The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
    Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door
    Super Mario Bros. 3
    Metroid Prime
    Super Metroid
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    Wild Guns
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
    Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire
    Chrono Trigger
    Secret of Mana
    Final Fantasy VI (III in NA... and EU?)
    Earthbound
    Pokemon Gold/Silver
    The World Ends With You
    Animal Crossing
    Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
    F-Zero GX
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Mother 3
    Custom Robo
    007 GoldenEye
    Super Smash Bros for Wii U
    No More Heroes
    Crosswords DS
    Wii Sports
    Fire Emblem: Awakening
    Final Fantasy IV (II in the West)
    Adventures of Lolo
    Bayonetta 2

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  • The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
    Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door
    Super Mario Bros. 3
    Metroid Prime
    Super Metroid
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    Wild Guns
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
    Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire
    Chrono Trigger
    Secret of Mana
    Final Fantasy VI (III in NA... and EU?)
    Earthbound
    Pokemon Gold/Silver
    The World Ends With You
    Animal Crossing
    Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
    F-Zero GX
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Mother 3
    Custom Robo
    007 GoldenEye
    Super Smash Bros for Wii U
    No More Heroes
    Crosswords DS
    Wii Sports
    Fire Emblem: Awakening
    Final Fantasy IV (II in the West)
    Adventures of Lolo
    Bayonetta 2

    I may not know what the best Nintendo game of all time is, but I do know it's not gonna be a racing game

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  • The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
    Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door
    Super Mario Bros. 3
    Metroid Prime
    Super Metroid
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    Wild Guns
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
    Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire
    Chrono Trigger
    Secret of Mana
    Final Fantasy VI (III in NA... and EU?)
    Earthbound
    Pokemon Gold/Silver
    The World Ends With You
    Animal Crossing
    Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Mother 3
    Custom Robo
    007 GoldenEye
    Super Smash Bros for Wii U
    No More Heroes
    Crosswords DS
    Wii Sports
    Fire Emblem: Awakening
    Final Fantasy IV (II in the West)
    Adventures of Lolo
    Bayonetta 2

    I'm just fulfilling the prophecy that it will be among the first to die.

    *Doctor Professor beat me by a few seconds.

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  • @TokyoSlim Darn, I was hoping that if I started us off with a different game, people would forget about Crosswords DS. I really wanted to see if it could get further simply by being overlooked

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  • The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
    Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door
    Super Mario Bros. 3
    Metroid Prime
    Super Metroid
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    Wild Guns
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
    Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire
    Chrono Trigger
    Secret of Mana
    Final Fantasy VI (III in NA... and EU?)
    Earthbound
    Pokemon Gold/Silver
    The World Ends With You
    Animal Crossing
    Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Mother 3
    Custom Robo
    007 GoldenEye
    Super Smash Bros for Wii U
    No More Heroes
    Wii Sports
    Fire Emblem: Awakening
    Final Fantasy IV (II in the West)
    Adventures of Lolo
    Bayonetta 2

    Ahhhhhhh always nice to kill Goldeneye.

    As said many many many times before, game does not hold up.

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  • @bard91 Hey man, that's almost One Of The Greats (tm) you're talking about here.

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  • The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
    Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door
    Super Mario Bros. 3
    Metroid Prime
    Super Metroid
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    Wild Guns
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
    Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire
    Chrono Trigger
    Secret of Mana
    Final Fantasy VI (III in NA... and EU?)
    Earthbound
    Pokemon Gold/Silver
    The World Ends With You
    Animal Crossing
    Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Mother 3
    Custom Robo
    Super Smash Bros for Wii U
    No More Heroes
    Wii Sports
    Fire Emblem: Awakening
    Final Fantasy IV (II in the West)
    Adventures of Lolo
    Bayonetta 2

    I've played a good chunk of these games, and Super Metriod is the worst of them, it's overrated for sure, but it control like ass. Samus is both bulky and floaty at the same time. Isn't worth a fraction of its praise

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  • Speaking of "One of the Greats" (tm)....

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  • @TokyoSlim no it isn't Jones was the only that thought so, and everyone makes mistakes

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  • The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
    Paper Mario and the Thousand Year Door
    Super Mario Bros. 3
    Metroid Prime
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    Wild Guns
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
    Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire
    Chrono Trigger
    Secret of Mana
    Final Fantasy VI (III in NA... and EU?)
    Earthbound
    Pokemon Gold/Silver
    The World Ends With You
    Animal Crossing
    Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Mother 3
    Custom Robo
    Super Smash Bros for Wii U
    No More Heroes
    Wii Sports
    Fire Emblem: Awakening
    Final Fantasy IV (II in the West)
    Adventures of Lolo
    Bayonetta 2

    Prevented people from adding better Mario games to the list. Byeee~

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  • The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
    Super Mario Bros. 3
    Metroid Prime
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    Wild Guns
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
    Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire
    Chrono Trigger
    Secret of Mana
    Final Fantasy VI (III in NA... and EU?)
    Earthbound
    Pokemon Gold/Silver
    The World Ends With You
    Animal Crossing
    Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Mother 3
    Custom Robo
    Super Smash Bros for Wii U
    No More Heroes
    Wii Sports
    Fire Emblem: Awakening
    Final Fantasy IV (II in the West)
    Adventures of Lolo
    Bayonetta 2

    Appearance in two lists in a row? You're not making it to the finals this time Lolo!

    These killings seem more petty than normal. I like it.

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  • The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
    Super Mario Bros. 3
    Metroid Prime
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    Wild Guns
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
    Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire
    Chrono Trigger
    Secret of Mana
    Final Fantasy VI (III in NA... and EU?)
    Earthbound
    Pokemon Gold/Silver
    The World Ends With You
    Animal Crossing
    Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Mother 3
    Custom Robo
    Super Smash Bros for Wii U
    No More Heroes
    Wii Sports
    Fire Emblem: Awakening
    Final Fantasy IV (II in the West)
    Bayonetta 2

    This is a glorified tech demo. A fun one, but still.

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  • The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
    Super Mario Bros. 3
    Metroid Prime
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    Wild Guns
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
    Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire
    Chrono Trigger
    Secret of Mana
    Final Fantasy VI (III in NA... and EU?)
    Earthbound
    Pokemon Gold/Silver
    The World Ends With You
    Animal Crossing
    Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Mother 3
    Custom Robo
    Super Smash Bros for Wii U
    No More Heroes
    Fire Emblem: Awakening
    Final Fantasy IV (II in the West)
    Bayonetta 2

    Played it two years ago for the first time, it was good, not better FFVI and not among the best JRPGs in my mind.

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  • The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
    Super Mario Bros. 3
    Metroid Prime
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    Wild Guns
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
    Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire
    Secret of Mana
    Final Fantasy VI (III in NA... and EU?)
    Earthbound
    Pokemon Gold/Silver
    The World Ends With You
    Animal Crossing
    Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Mother 3
    Custom Robo
    Super Smash Bros for Wii U
    No More Heroes
    Fire Emblem: Awakening
    Final Fantasy IV (II in the West)
    Bayonetta 2

    I'm more mad at Lolo getting killed than Super Metroid :(

    Anyway, killing Mother 3 because it's an unreleased game, will be shadow-dropped at E3.

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  • The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
    Super Mario Bros. 3
    Metroid Prime
    The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword
    Wild Guns
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
    Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire
    Secret of Mana
    Final Fantasy VI (III in NA... and EU?)
    Earthbound
    Pokemon Gold/Silver
    The World Ends With You
    Animal Crossing
    Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Custom Robo
    Super Smash Bros for Wii U
    No More Heroes
    Fire Emblem: Awakening
    Final Fantasy IV (II in the West)
    Bayonetta 2

    My favorite Zelda didn't make it to this list, so no others could remain.

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  • The Legend of Zelda: The Wind Waker
    Super Mario Bros. 3
    Metroid Prime
    Wild Guns
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
    Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire
    Secret of Mana
    Final Fantasy VI (III in NA... and EU?)
    Earthbound
    Pokemon Gold/Silver
    The World Ends With You
    Animal Crossing
    Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Custom Robo
    Super Smash Bros for Wii U
    No More Heroes
    Fire Emblem: Awakening
    Final Fantasy IV (II in the West)
    Bayonetta 2

    The reaction to me killing A Link Between Worlds has motivated me to murder another Zelda game. Woopsies! Also, I figured I'd help @Sazime out with his quest.

    In the words of one of the Nine - 7.8

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  • Super Mario Bros. 3
    Metroid Prime
    Wild Guns
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
    Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire
    Secret of Mana
    Final Fantasy VI (III in NA... and EU?)
    Earthbound
    Pokemon Gold/Silver
    The World Ends With You
    Animal Crossing
    Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
    Donkey Kong Country Returns
    Custom Robo
    Super Smash Bros for Wii U
    No More Heroes
    Fire Emblem: Awakening
    Final Fantasy IV (II in the West)
    Bayonetta 2

    I don't get the hype around it. Not as good as people (Kyle) make out.

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    @bard91 you're a goddamn monster.

    Super Mario Bros. 3
    Metroid Prime
    Wild Guns
    Tokyo Mirage Sessions #FE
    Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire
    Secret of Mana
    Final Fantasy VI (III in NA... and EU?)
    Earthbound
    Pokemon Gold/Silver
    The World Ends With You
    Animal Crossing
    Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
    Custom Robo
    Super Smash Bros for Wii U
    No More Heroes
    Fire Emblem: Awakening
    Final Fantasy IV (II in the West)
    Bayonetta 2

    It has charm, but some of the greatest games of all time are on this list. It just can't compete.

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  • Super Mario Bros. 3
    Metroid Prime
    Wild Guns
    Pokemon Ruby/Sapphire
    Secret of Mana
    Final Fantasy VI (III in NA... and EU?)
    Earthbound
    Pokemon Gold/Silver
    The World Ends With You
    Animal Crossing
    Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
    Custom Robo
    Super Smash Bros for Wii U
    No More Heroes
    Fire Emblem: Awakening
    Final Fantasy IV (II in the West)
    Bayonetta 2

    Hands down the WORST mainline Pokemon series, in my opinion. Ruby/Sapphire found a way to make the game boring and it is not memorable at all, even with their recap, I would actually forget what was going on if I put it down too long. Alpha and Omega versions couldn't even fix it.

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  • Super Mario Bros. 3
    Metroid Prime
    Wild Guns
    Secret of Mana
    Final Fantasy VI (III in NA... and EU?)
    Earthbound
    Pokemon Gold/Silver
    The World Ends With You
    Animal Crossing
    Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest
    Custom Robo
    Super Smash Bros for Wii U
    No More Heroes
    Fire Emblem: Awakening
    Final Fantasy IV (II in the West)
    Bayonetta 2

    I don't like this game, like at all. I can't even word why but I just can't see what everyone else sees in it I guess.

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