Kill Your Babies!: Mutilate Mario!



  • Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins
    Mario & Wario
    Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3
    Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
    Super Mario 64
    Mario Kart 64
    Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
    Mario Tennis
    Super Mario Sunshine
    Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
    Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
    Mario Power Tennis
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong
    Super Mario 64 DS
    Mario Kart DS
    Super Mario Strikers
    Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
    Mario Tennis: Power Tour
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis
    Super Paper Mario
    Mario Strikers Charged
    Mario Party DS
    New Super Mario Bros. Wii
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Mini-Land Mayhem!
    Super Mario 3D Land
    Mario Kart 7
    Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
    Super Mario 3D World
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Tipping Stars
    Super Mario Maker
    Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

    Oh yeah you like Legend of the Seven Stars?

    Also killing the most absurdly named game of the list.



  • Super Mario Land 2: Six Golden Coins
    Mario & Wario
    Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3
    Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
    Super Mario 64
    Mario Kart 64
    Mario Tennis
    Super Mario Sunshine
    Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
    Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
    Mario Power Tennis
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong
    Super Mario 64 DS
    Mario Kart DS
    Super Mario Strikers
    Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
    Mario Tennis: Power Tour
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis
    Super Paper Mario
    Mario Strikers Charged
    Mario Party DS
    New Super Mario Bros. Wii
    Super Mario 3D Land
    Mario Kart 7
    Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
    Super Mario 3D World
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Tipping Stars
    Super Mario Maker
    Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

    Porting a game all about the analog stick to a system without an analog stick. Yeah, that makes sense. Also, Sunshine isn't 64, so it's gotta go.



  • Mario & Wario
    Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3
    Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
    Super Mario 64
    Mario Kart 64
    Mario Tennis
    Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
    Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
    Mario Power Tennis
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong
    Mario Kart DS
    Super Mario Strikers
    Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
    Mario Tennis: Power Tour
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis
    Super Paper Mario
    Mario Strikers Charged
    Mario Party DS
    New Super Mario Bros. Wii
    Super Mario 3D Land
    Mario Kart 7
    Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
    Super Mario 3D World
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Tipping Stars
    Super Mario Maker
    Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

    This isn't even a new game, it's just a mode for making short, gimmicky, and universally ugly Mario levels.

    And games hadn't become good when the first one on this list released, so judging by that commonality and a few screenshots, I'm taking out the trash.



  • I'll join for a kill or two.

    Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3
    Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
    Super Mario 64
    Mario Kart 64
    Mario Tennis
    Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
    Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
    Mario Power Tennis
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong
    Mario Kart DS
    Super Mario Strikers
    Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
    Mario Tennis: Power Tour
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong 2: March of the Minis
    Super Paper Mario
    Mario Strikers Charged
    Mario Party DS
    New Super Mario Bros. Wii
    Super Mario 3D Land
    Mario Kart 7
    Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
    Super Mario 3D World
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong: Tipping Stars
    Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

    I just don't like Donkey Kong that much, but I'll let you have the first one of this series.



  • Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3
    Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
    Super Mario 64
    Mario Kart 64
    Mario Tennis
    Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
    Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
    Mario Power Tennis
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong
    Mario Kart DS
    Super Mario Strikers
    Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
    Mario Tennis: Power Tour
    Super Paper Mario
    Mario Strikers Charged
    Mario Party DS
    New Super Mario Bros. Wii
    Super Mario 3D Land
    Mario Kart 7
    Mario & Luigi: Dream Team
    Super Mario 3D World
    Mario & Luigi: Paper Jam

    Mario & Luigi doesn't deserve to be this far in and 3D World is too chaotic



  • Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3
    Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
    Super Mario 64
    Mario Kart 64
    Mario Tennis
    Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
    Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
    Mario Power Tennis
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong
    Mario Kart DS
    Super Mario Strikers
    Mario & Luigi: Partners in Time
    Mario Tennis: Power Tour
    Super Paper Mario
    Mario Strikers Charged
    Mario Party DS
    New Super Mario Bros. Wii
    Super Mario 3D Land
    Mario Kart 7
    Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

    the best mario RPG is gone (Thousand Year Door)



  • @bard91 Did you not own a Snes? :)



  • Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3
    Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
    Super Mario 64
    Mario Kart 64
    Mario Tennis
    Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
    Mario Power Tennis
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong
    Mario Kart DS
    Super Mario Strikers
    Mario Tennis: Power Tour

    Super Paper Mario
    Mario Strikers Charged
    Mario Party DS
    New Super Mario Bros. Wii
    Super Mario 3D Land
    Mario Kart 7
    Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

    Still clearing out the sports titles. Still 4 left, ugh.



  • Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3
    Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
    Super Mario 64
    Mario Kart 64
    Mario Tennis
    Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour
    Mario Power Tennis
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong
    Mario Kart DS
    Super Paper Mario
    Mario Strikers Charged
    Mario Party DS
    New Super Mario Bros. Wii
    Super Mario 3D Land
    Mario Kart 7
    Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

    There's better mainline games and better mario karts still left.



  • Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3
    Super Mario 64
    Mario Tennis
    Mario Golf: Toadstool Tour

    Mario Power Tennis
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong
    Mario Kart DS
    Super Paper Mario
    Mario Strikers Charged
    Mario Party DS
    New Super Mario Bros. Wii
    Super Mario 3D Land
    Mario Kart 7
    Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

    Still too many sports games



  • Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3
    Super Mario 64
    Mario Power Tennis
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong
    Mario Kart DS
    Super Paper Mario
    Mario Strikers Charged
    Mario Party DS
    New Super Mario Bros. Wii
    Super Mario 3D Land
    Mario Kart 7
    Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

    I don't like to be the one to do this, but I consider the Galaxy games better, as well as SMB3, so since they are out 64 has to go.



  • Mario Power Tennis
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong
    Mario Kart DS
    Super Paper Mario
    Mario Strikers Charged
    Mario Party DS
    New Super Mario Bros. Wii
    Super Mario 3D Land
    Mario Kart 7
    Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

    I don't like how MK7 plays, and it looks like grody mayonnaise like all Nintendo's 3D 3DS games besides like 3D Land and Monster Hunter.

    And NSMB Wii is just a disappointing non-evolution of the arcadey gameplay of DS. More mega mushrooms, less secrets that require power ups from entirely different levels.



  • Mario Power Tennis
    Mario vs. Donkey Kong
    Mario Kart DS
    Super Paper Mario
    Mario Strikers Charged
    Mario Party DS
    Super Mario 3D Land
    Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

    All the sports games are gone. Rejoice



  • Mario vs. Donkey Kong
    Mario Kart DS
    Super Paper Mario
    Mario Party DS
    Super Mario 3D Land
    Mario & Luigi: Dream Team

    Now it's "Mario only" titles left, at least by name. Now the next person end this scenario, please.



  • Mario Kart DS
    Super Paper Mario
    Mario Party DS

    Super Mario 3D Land

    My first and only kill of this topic. Not a fan of Paper Mario.

    Mario Party? Really? Really?



  • No matter who wins, we all lose.



  • And we our now down to our final two! Which is THE premiere Mario game of ALL TIME?!

    Mario Kart DS
    Super Mario 3D Land

    Click the link, cast your vote, and come back at 8 p.m. EST to find out the answer!

    http://www.strawpoll.me/12777504



  • Blank vote for me, this was a travesty just like the Pokemon thread.



  • I'm never not surprised by the results of these

    @Axel Let us not speak of such things...



  • I regret nothing.