Kill Your Babies!: N64 Edition



  • After a fun game with the community compiling a list of the ONLY 25 Nintendo 64 games ever to exist, the full list is now here to be stricken in a classic Kill Your Babies! Regular rules apply: You only get one strike so give a logical reason why you're kicking it out of existence. Remember to please keep the list updated for the benefit of future players. Have fun! I did watching this list come together, now let the killing BEGIN!!!

    1.Perfect Dark
    2.Pokemon Puzzle League
    3.Bomberman 64
    4.Mario Kart 64
    5.Sin and Punishment
    6.Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
    7.Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
    8.Superman 64
    9.Super Mario 64
    10.Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
    11.Smash Brothers
    12.Banjo Kazooie
    13.Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
    14.Glover
    15.Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
    16.GoldenEye 007
    17.Star Fox 64
    18.Blast Corps
    19.Mischief Makers
    20.Mortal Kombat Trilogy
    21.Conker's Bad Fur Day
    22.Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
    23.The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    24.Banjo Tooie
    25.Rocket Robot on Wheels



  • Wasn't Superman supposed to be replaced with F-Zero? Either way...

    I'm killing it again! I'm sorry, I really just can't stand this game, there's so many better Zeldas out there and with the far superior Majora's Mask on the list, this is an easy first death. It doesn't deserve praise for being mediocre. If given the opportunity, I would kill Ocarina, again and again and again.

    1.Perfect Dark
    2.Pokemon Puzzle League
    3.Bomberman 64
    4.Mario Kart 64
    5.Sin and Punishment
    6.Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
    7.Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
    8.Superman 64
    9.Super Mario 64
    10.Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
    11.Smash Brothers
    12.Banjo Kazooie
    13.Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
    14.Glover
    15.Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
    16.GoldenEye 007
    17.Star Fox 64
    18.Blast Corps
    19.Mischief Makers
    20.Mortal Kombat Trilogy
    21.Conker's Bad Fur Day
    22.Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
    23.The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    24.Banjo Tooie
    25.Rocket Robot on Wheels



  • Yeah it should say F-Zero X.
    Welp, bye Zelda, I really don't like Majora's Mask, my biggest disappointment when it comes to Zelda games.

    1. Perfect Dark
    2. Pokemon Puzzle League
    3. Bomberman 64
    4. Mario Kart 64
    5. Sin and Punishment
    6. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
    7. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
    8. F-Zero X
    9. Super Mario 64
    10. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
    11. Smash Brothers
    12. Banjo Kazooie
      13. Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
    13. Glover
    14. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
    15. GoldenEye 007
    16. Star Fox 64
    17. Blast Corps
    18. Mischief Makers
    19. Mortal Kombat Trilogy
    20. Conker's Bad Fur Day
    21. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
      23. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    22. Banjo Tooie
    23. Rocket Robot on Wheels


  • Oops double post



  • @Musou-Tensei said in Kill Your Babies!: N64 Edition:

    Yeah it should say F-Zero X.
    Welp, bye Zelda, I really don't like Majora's Mask, my biggest disappointment when it comes to Zelda games.

    1. Perfect Dark
    2. Pokemon Puzzle League
    3. Bomberman 64
    4. Mario Kart 64
    5. Sin and Punishment
    6. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
    7. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
    8. F-Zero X
    9. Super Mario 64
    10. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
    11. Smash Brothers
    12. Banjo Kazooie
      13. Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
    13. Glover
    14. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
    15. GoldenEye 007
    16. Star Fox 64
    17. Blast Corps
    18. Mischief Makers
    19. Mortal Kombat Trilogy
    20. Conker's Bad Fur Day
    21. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
      23. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    22. Banjo Tooie
      > 25. Rocket Robot on Wheels

    I have no idea what this is. So bye



    1. Perfect Dark
    2. Pokemon Puzzle League
    3. Bomberman 64
    4. Mario Kart 64
    5. Sin and Punishment
    6. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
    7. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
    8. F-Zero X
      9. Super Mario 64
    9. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
    10. Smash Brothers
    11. Banjo Kazooie
      13. Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
    12. Glover
    13. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
    14. GoldenEye 007
    15. Star Fox 64
    16. Blast Corps
    17. Mischief Makers
    18. Mortal Kombat Trilogy
    19. Conker's Bad Fur Day
    20. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
      23. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    21. Banjo Tooie
      > 25. Rocket Robot on Wheels

    Just like I said, I'm sending this game to Valhalla. The graphics are beyond ugly, coupled with so many horrible blocky environments that look extra awful when there are just deep blotches of colour slapped over everything. Brutal camera controls as well. 3D action games on the N64 had their share of issues but I'll take Banjo or even the Game Cube foray into Super Mario before SM64.



    1. Perfect Dark
    2. Pokemon Puzzle League
    3. Bomberman 64
    4. Mario Kart 64
    5. Sin and Punishment
    6. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
    7. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
    8. F-Zero X
      9. Super Mario 64
    9. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
    10. Smash Brothers
    11. Banjo Kazooie
      13. Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
    12. Glover
    13. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
    14. GoldenEye 007
    15. Star Fox 64
    16. Blast Corps
    17. Mischief Makers
      20. Mortal Kombat Trilogy
    18. Conker's Bad Fur Day
    19. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
      23. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    20. Banjo Tooie
      > 25. Rocket Robot on Wheels

    Mortal Kombat just doesn't mix with the N64.



    1. Perfect Dark
    2. Pokemon Puzzle League
    3. Bomberman 64
    4. Mario Kart 64
    5. Sin and Punishment
    6. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
    7. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
    8. F-Zero X
      9. Super Mario 64
    9. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
      11. Smash Brothers
    10. Banjo Kazooie
      13. Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
    11. Glover
    12. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
    13. GoldenEye 007
    14. Star Fox 64
    15. Blast Corps
    16. Mischief Makers
      20. Mortal Kombat Trilogy
    17. Conker's Bad Fur Day
    18. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
      23. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    19. Banjo Tooie
      > 25. Rocket Robot on Wheels

    Smash is a game that a button mashing seven year old beat me at 30 straight times once. So now it dies.



  • It's been over a day since the last kill so I will try to keep it going:

    1. Perfect Dark
      2. Pokemon Puzzle League
    2. Bomberman 64
    3. Mario Kart 64
    4. Sin and Punishment
    5. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
    6. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
    7. F-Zero X
    8. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
    9. Banjo Kazooie
    10. Glover
    11. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
    12. GoldenEye 007
    13. Star Fox 64
    14. Blast Corps
    15. Mischief Makers
    16. Conker's Bad Fur Day
    17. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
    18. Banjo Tooie

    Buh-bye Pokemon Puzzle League. I can think of a more fitting Pokemon game on this system that should exist and the fact that your here is a marvel.



  • @Brannox said in Kill Your Babies!: N64 Edition:

    It's been over a day since the last kill so I will try to keep it going:

    1. Perfect Dark
      2. Pokemon Puzzle League
    2. Bomberman 64
    3. Mario Kart 64
    4. Sin and Punishment
    5. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
    6. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
    7. F-Zero X
    8. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
    9. Banjo Kazooie
    10. Glover
    11. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
      13. GoldenEye 007
    12. Star Fox 64
    13. Blast Corps
    14. Mischief Makers
    15. Conker's Bad Fur Day
    16. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
    17. Banjo Tooie

    Hopefully my bf doesn't find out about this...
    But sorry I gotta say goodbye to Goldeneye. I was terrible at it, and I preferred Perfect Dark.



    1. Perfect Dark
    2. Bomberman 64
    3. Mario Kart 64
    4. Sin and Punishment
    5. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
    6. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
    7. F-Zero X
    8. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
    9. Banjo Kazooie
    10. Glover
    11. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
    12. Star Fox 64
    13. Blast Corps
    14. Mischief Makers
    15. Conker's Bad Fur Day
      18. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
    16. Banjo Tooie

    They couldn't fit the whole soundtrack on the N64 version. That's an unforgivable crime.



  • @Light If Mario 64 is going, then this dull abomination has to go. Has none of the charm, creative level design and overall polish that Kirby's adventure had.

    1. Perfect Dark
    2. Bomberman 64
    3. Mario Kart 64
    4. Sin and Punishment
    5. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
    6. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
    7. F-Zero X
      8. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
    8. Banjo Kazooie
    9. Glover
    10. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
    11. Star Fox 64
    12. Blast Corps
    13. Mischief Makers
    14. Conker's Bad Fur Day
    15. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
      Banjo Tooie


  • What is wrong with you people? Zelda bloodlust up in here.



    1. Perfect Dark
    2. Bomberman 64
    3. Mario Kart 64
    4. Sin and Punishment
    5. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
    6. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
    7. F-Zero X
    8. Banjo Kazooie
      Glover
    9. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
    10. Star Fox 64
    11. Blast Corps
    12. Mischief Makers
    13. Conker's Bad Fur Day
    14. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
    15. Banjo Tooie

    How the bloody hell did Glover outlast GoldenEye 007?



  • @Churchy I forgot to delete Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 when I deleted Kirby.



    1. Perfect Dark
    2. Bomberman 64
    3. Mario Kart 64
    4. Sin and Punishment
    5. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
    6. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
    7. F-Zero X
    8. Banjo Kazooie
    9. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
    10. Star Fox 64
    11. Blast Corps
    12. Mischief Makers
      13. Conker's Bad Fur Day
    13. Banjo Tooie

    Sorry Conker, but Banjo is better and without the dated movie references and try hard edgy humor.



  • @Cypher said in Kill Your Babies!: N64 Edition:

    1. Perfect Dark
    2. Bomberman 64
    3. Mario Kart 64
    4. Sin and Punishment
    5. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
      6. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
    6. F-Zero X
    7. Banjo Kazooie
    8. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
    9. Star Fox 64
    10. Blast Corps
    11. Mischief Makers
    12. Banjo Tooie

    Star Wars Pod Racer:
    It has Jar Jar Binks in it.
    Goldeneye was the better and more influential movie based game
    Nothing good ever came of episode 1



  • I remember downloading this "lost gem" on the Wii and wondering why anyone had ever recovered it. Now it lies dead with its N64 brethren, never able to punish any of us ever again. Blast Corps, you got lucky, Sin & Punishment just took a bullet for you.

    1. Perfect Dark
    2. Bomberman 64
    3. Mario Kart 64
      4. Sin and Punishment
    4. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
    5. F-Zero X
    6. Banjo Kazooie
    7. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
    8. Star Fox 64
    9. Blast Corps
    10. Mischief Makers
    11. Banjo Tooie


  • There's better racers on the N64, so Mario Kart 64 is the next to go.

    1.Perfect Dark
    2.Bomberman 64
    3.Mario Kart 64
    4.Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
    5.F-Zero X
    6.Banjo Kazooie
    7.Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
    8.Star Fox 64
    9.Blast Corps
    10.Mischief Makers
    11.Banjo Tooie



  • Since the last kill was a day ago

    1. Perfect Dark
    2. Bomberman 64
    3. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
    4. F-Zero X
    5. Banjo Kazooie
    6. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
    7. Star Fox 64
    8. Blast Corps
    9. Mischief Makers
      10. Banjo Tooie

    Personally I think Banjo Kazooie is superior to Tooie.