Kill Your Babies!: N64 Edition

[Brannox]

After a fun game with the community compiling a list of the ONLY 25 Nintendo 64 games ever to exist, the full list is now here to be stricken in a classic Kill Your Babies! Regular rules apply: You only get one strike so give a logical reason why you're kicking it out of existence. Remember to please keep the list updated for the benefit of future players. Have fun! I did watching this list come together, now let the killing BEGIN!!!

1.Perfect Dark
2.Pokemon Puzzle League
3.Bomberman 64
4.Mario Kart 64
5.Sin and Punishment
6.Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
7.Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
8.Superman 64
9.Super Mario 64
10.Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
11.Smash Brothers
12.Banjo Kazooie
13.Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
14.Glover
15.Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
16.GoldenEye 007
17.Star Fox 64
18.Blast Corps
19.Mischief Makers
20.Mortal Kombat Trilogy
21.Conker's Bad Fur Day
22.Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
23.The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
24.Banjo Tooie
25.Rocket Robot on Wheels

[SabotageTheTruth]

Wasn't Superman supposed to be replaced with F-Zero? Either way...

I'm killing it again! I'm sorry, I really just can't stand this game, there's so many better Zeldas out there and with the far superior Majora's Mask on the list, this is an easy first death. It doesn't deserve praise for being mediocre. If given the opportunity, I would kill Ocarina, again and again and again.

1.Perfect Dark
2.Pokemon Puzzle League
3.Bomberman 64
4.Mario Kart 64
5.Sin and Punishment
6.Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
7.Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
8.Superman 64
9.Super Mario 64
10.Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
11.Smash Brothers
12.Banjo Kazooie
13.Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
14.Glover
15.Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
16.GoldenEye 007
17.Star Fox 64
18.Blast Corps
19.Mischief Makers
20.Mortal Kombat Trilogy
21.Conker's Bad Fur Day
22.Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
23.The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
24.Banjo Tooie
25.Rocket Robot on Wheels

[Guest]

Yeah it should say F-Zero X.
Welp, bye Zelda, I really don't like Majora's Mask, my biggest disappointment when it comes to Zelda games.

1. Perfect Dark
2. Pokemon Puzzle League
3. Bomberman 64
4. Mario Kart 64
5. Sin and Punishment
6. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
7. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
8. F-Zero X
9. Super Mario 64
10. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
11. Smash Brothers
12. Banjo Kazooie
    13. Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
13. Glover
14. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
15. GoldenEye 007
16. Star Fox 64
17. Blast Corps
18. Mischief Makers
19. Mortal Kombat Trilogy
20. Conker's Bad Fur Day
21. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
    23. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
22. Banjo Tooie
23. Rocket Robot on Wheels

[Lexad]

Oops double post

[Lexad]

@Musou-Tensei said in Kill Your Babies!: N64 Edition:

Yeah it should say F-Zero X.
Welp, bye Zelda, I really don't like Majora's Mask, my biggest disappointment when it comes to Zelda games.

1. Perfect Dark
2. Pokemon Puzzle League
3. Bomberman 64
4. Mario Kart 64
5. Sin and Punishment
6. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
7. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
8. F-Zero X
9. Super Mario 64
10. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
11. Smash Brothers
12. Banjo Kazooie
    13. Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
13. Glover
14. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
15. GoldenEye 007
16. Star Fox 64
17. Blast Corps
18. Mischief Makers
19. Mortal Kombat Trilogy
20. Conker's Bad Fur Day
21. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
    23. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
22. Banjo Tooie
    > 25. Rocket Robot on Wheels

I have no idea what this is. So bye

[DIPSET]

1. Perfect Dark
2. Pokemon Puzzle League
3. Bomberman 64
4. Mario Kart 64
5. Sin and Punishment
6. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
7. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
8. F-Zero X
   9. Super Mario 64
9. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
10. Smash Brothers
11. Banjo Kazooie
    13. Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
12. Glover
13. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
14. GoldenEye 007
15. Star Fox 64
16. Blast Corps
17. Mischief Makers
18. Mortal Kombat Trilogy
19. Conker's Bad Fur Day
20. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
    23. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
21. Banjo Tooie
    > 25. Rocket Robot on Wheels

Just like I said, I'm sending this game to Valhalla. The graphics are beyond ugly, coupled with so many horrible blocky environments that look extra awful when there are just deep blotches of colour slapped over everything. Brutal camera controls as well. 3D action games on the N64 had their share of issues but I'll take Banjo or even the Game Cube foray into Super Mario before SM64.

[Oscillator]

1. Perfect Dark
2. Pokemon Puzzle League
3. Bomberman 64
4. Mario Kart 64
5. Sin and Punishment
6. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
7. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
8. F-Zero X
   9. Super Mario 64
9. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
10. Smash Brothers
11. Banjo Kazooie
    13. Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
12. Glover
13. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
14. GoldenEye 007
15. Star Fox 64
16. Blast Corps
17. Mischief Makers
    20. Mortal Kombat Trilogy
18. Conker's Bad Fur Day
19. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
    23. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
20. Banjo Tooie
    > 25. Rocket Robot on Wheels

Mortal Kombat just doesn't mix with the N64.

[TokyoSlim]

1. Perfect Dark
2. Pokemon Puzzle League
3. Bomberman 64
4. Mario Kart 64
5. Sin and Punishment
6. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
7. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
8. F-Zero X
   9. Super Mario 64
9. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
   11. Smash Brothers
10. Banjo Kazooie
    13. Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask
11. Glover
12. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
13. GoldenEye 007
14. Star Fox 64
15. Blast Corps
16. Mischief Makers
    20. Mortal Kombat Trilogy
17. Conker's Bad Fur Day
18. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
    23. The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
19. Banjo Tooie
    > 25. Rocket Robot on Wheels

Smash is a game that a button mashing seven year old beat me at 30 straight times once. So now it dies.

[Brannox]

It's been over a day since the last kill so I will try to keep it going:

1. Perfect Dark
   2. Pokemon Puzzle League
2. Bomberman 64
3. Mario Kart 64
4. Sin and Punishment
5. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
6. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
7. F-Zero X
8. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
9. Banjo Kazooie
10. Glover
11. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
12. GoldenEye 007
13. Star Fox 64
14. Blast Corps
15. Mischief Makers
16. Conker's Bad Fur Day
17. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
18. Banjo Tooie

Buh-bye Pokemon Puzzle League. I can think of a more fitting Pokemon game on this system that should exist and the fact that your here is a marvel.

[Inustar]

@Brannox said in Kill Your Babies!: N64 Edition:

It's been over a day since the last kill so I will try to keep it going:

1. Perfect Dark
   2. Pokemon Puzzle League
2. Bomberman 64
3. Mario Kart 64
4. Sin and Punishment
5. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
6. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
7. F-Zero X
8. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
9. Banjo Kazooie
10. Glover
11. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
    13. GoldenEye 007
12. Star Fox 64
13. Blast Corps
14. Mischief Makers
15. Conker's Bad Fur Day
16. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
17. Banjo Tooie

Hopefully my bf doesn't find out about this...
But sorry I gotta say goodbye to Goldeneye. I was terrible at it, and I preferred Perfect Dark.

[Light]

1. Perfect Dark
2. Bomberman 64
3. Mario Kart 64
4. Sin and Punishment
5. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
6. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
7. F-Zero X
8. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
9. Banjo Kazooie
10. Glover
11. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
12. Star Fox 64
13. Blast Corps
14. Mischief Makers
15. Conker's Bad Fur Day
    18. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
16. Banjo Tooie

They couldn't fit the whole soundtrack on the N64 version. That's an unforgivable crime.

[Alex840]

@Light If Mario 64 is going, then this dull abomination has to go. Has none of the charm, creative level design and overall polish that Kirby's adventure had.

1. Perfect Dark
2. Bomberman 64
3. Mario Kart 64
4. Sin and Punishment
5. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
6. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
7. F-Zero X
   8. Kirby 64: The Crystal Shards
8. Banjo Kazooie
9. Glover
10. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
11. Star Fox 64
12. Blast Corps
13. Mischief Makers
14. Conker's Bad Fur Day
15. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
    Banjo Tooie

[Haru17]

What is wrong with you people? Zelda bloodlust up in here.

[Churchy]

1. Perfect Dark
2. Bomberman 64
3. Mario Kart 64
4. Sin and Punishment
5. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
6. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
7. F-Zero X
8. Banjo Kazooie
   Glover
9. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
10. Star Fox 64
11. Blast Corps
12. Mischief Makers
13. Conker's Bad Fur Day
14. Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2
15. Banjo Tooie

How the bloody hell did Glover outlast GoldenEye 007?

[Alex840]

@Churchy I forgot to delete Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 when I deleted Kirby.

[Cypher]

1. Perfect Dark
2. Bomberman 64
3. Mario Kart 64
4. Sin and Punishment
5. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
6. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
7. F-Zero X
8. Banjo Kazooie
9. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
10. Star Fox 64
11. Blast Corps
12. Mischief Makers
    13. Conker's Bad Fur Day
13. Banjo Tooie

Sorry Conker, but Banjo is better and without the dated movie references and try hard edgy humor.

[Krocsyldiphic]

@Cypher said in Kill Your Babies!: N64 Edition:

1. Perfect Dark
2. Bomberman 64
3. Mario Kart 64
4. Sin and Punishment
5. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
   6. Star Wars Episode I: Pod Racer
6. F-Zero X
7. Banjo Kazooie
8. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
9. Star Fox 64
10. Blast Corps
11. Mischief Makers
12. Banjo Tooie

Star Wars Pod Racer:
It has Jar Jar Binks in it.
Goldeneye was the better and more influential movie based game
Nothing good ever came of episode 1

[SabotageTheTruth]

I remember downloading this "lost gem" on the Wii and wondering why anyone had ever recovered it. Now it lies dead with its N64 brethren, never able to punish any of us ever again. Blast Corps, you got lucky, Sin & Punishment just took a bullet for you.

1. Perfect Dark
2. Bomberman 64
3. Mario Kart 64
   4. Sin and Punishment
4. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
5. F-Zero X
6. Banjo Kazooie
7. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
8. Star Fox 64
9. Blast Corps
10. Mischief Makers
11. Banjo Tooie

[Sheria]

There's better racers on the N64, so Mario Kart 64 is the next to go.

1.Perfect Dark
2.Bomberman 64
3.Mario Kart 64
4.Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
5.F-Zero X
6.Banjo Kazooie
7.Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
8.Star Fox 64
9.Blast Corps
10.Mischief Makers
11.Banjo Tooie

[Guest]

Since the last kill was a day ago

1. Perfect Dark
2. Bomberman 64
3. Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon
4. F-Zero X
5. Banjo Kazooie
6. Star Wars: Rogue Squadron
7. Star Fox 64
8. Blast Corps
9. Mischief Makers
   10. Banjo Tooie

Personally I think Banjo Kazooie is superior to Tooie.