EZA Fantasy Football (NFL) 2016: Final Update! That's a Wrap! (Dec. 30)



  • @TokyoSlim

    "Mr Slim, what are your thoughts on the confirmation of EZA Fantasy Football season 2?"
    "We're on to Team Must Be Nice. They're a good organization. Play well in all three phases of the game"
    "You're not at least thinking towards the future, planning your next moves for the upcom......"
    "We're on to Team Must Be Nice"

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  • @TheOhrenberger Make sure anyone who's played this year gets first refusal on playing in 'League 1' next year.



  • @TheOhrenberger Again, thanks for organizing this man.
    The funnest frustration of the year



  • @TheOhrenberger Bill Belichick is who I've modeled my very lifelike human facial expression algorithm from.

    Here's a picture of him smiling, for reference.
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  • Global Moderator

    Count me in for next years season.



  • Yep, I'm definitely in for next year as well. After all, the league champion should have a chance to dominate again in season 2.

    I might be slightly delirious from lack of sleep.



  • I'' ready for my Sunday Miracle



  • @TheHashtag0nist Adter last week and my first defeat against the Rhinos, this is truly delightful



  • @TheHashtag0nist I think Rufus had way too much Turkey to be productive with his Sax on Sunday!



  • @Alex840 Doesn't really matter much as you are already locked in for the playoffs, but I really needed that win!



  • The playoff race is about to be reaalllllly close for the last couple spots in the final week. SO many teams looking at 6-6 right now.



  • @ablank2 As long as I get to revenge win over Bosman next week



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    Seattle, WA - (AP)
    When asked about the final week of the regular season, and the rematch against a team that's turned into something of a powerhouse since the early season matchup, GM Slim had this to say:

    "We are right in the thick of things, right where we want to be. We've had a few missteps and stumbled along on occasion, but the path to victory isn't always smooth. The path this week brings us back to a familiar foe. The last time we faced off against The Snitches, we played a mediocre game and still managed to pull out a win. We're looking to finish the season strong, and remind everyone in the league that The Rollers can take care of business when there's business to be done.

    As a wise man once said, Rollin' through, hittin' switches, Rolling ditches, blowin' kisses to the bitches holdin' biscuits. What's the business? Beat the system"

    Indeed, GM Slim. Indeed.



  • Week 13 Update!

    Love & Respect, allies!

    The final week of the regular season is upon us! And of course drama ensues! So many playoff spots on the line! And because of that we're not gonna waste our time on silly things. Time for a quick recap and then to the fun bit!

    • The Boston Accents defeated the Wilder Things
    • Some Kind of Super Squad won a close one against The Waifu Warriors
    • The Interbay City Rollers crushed Team Must Be Nice
    • Team 7.8 kept their playoff hopes alive with a win over the Transylvania Werehogs
    • The Original Snitches defeated Persona 5 GOTY EVERY YEAR. No GOTY for you
    • The Ottawa Hashcats kept their playoff dreams alive with a win over The Rufus Rhinos

    And here are our standings...

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    And more importantly here is the current playoff bracket

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    But these are due to change. There are a lot of playoff seats on the line this week, and some of these teams might move out in favor of others

    Here are the final match-ups of the regular season:

    • Boston Accents v Transylvania Werehogs
    • The Waifu Warriors v Team Must Be Nice
    • Team 7.8 v Some Kind of Super Squad
    • Interbay City Rollers v The Original Snitches
    • Rufus Rhinos v Persona 5 GOTY EVERY YEAR
    • Ottawa Hashcats v Wilder Things

    Good luck everyone, except for the Werehogs. I hope you lose.



  • @TheOhrenberger Rough start for you, seeing as how you've played one more person than I have and you're still losing. Even if I win, I've gotta hope for some other current 6-6 teams to lose to keep the playoff dream alive. Needless to say, go Bosman!



  • @SabotageTheTruth Bosman has gotsa go



  • I need a lot of things to break my way this week, including beating a good team. But hey, at least I'm in it! It has been really fun to be in a league that has been so competitive.



  • Whew.... it's about to start. This week decides a lot of our fates.

    Also, I'm deciding to be a madman and I'm starting Kaepernick instead of Matt Ryan. There's a very good chance this will blow up in my face and forfeit my season.

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  • Come on Brees...



  • @TheHashtag0nist My Kicker is outscoring my QB and my RB...