Kill Your Babies! The Card Game Edition



  • Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
    Celeste
    Devil May Cry
    God of War (2018)
    Metroid Prime
    Persona 5
    Resident Evil 4
    Streets of Rage II
    Uncharted 4: A Thief’s End
    Banjo-Kazooie
    Chrono Trigger
    Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
    Final Fantasy IX
    Persona 4
    Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
    Red Dead Redemption II
    Super Mario 64
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
    Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
    Final Fantasy Tactics
    Half-Life 2
    Halo: Combat Evolved
    Mass Effect 2
    Nier: Automata
    Resident Evil 2
    Street Fighter II
    The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    Final Fantasy VI
    Horizon: Zero Dawn
    Metal Gear Solid
    Portal
    Resident Evil
    Silent Hill 2
    Super Mario Bros. 3
    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
    The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

    So long Uncharted 4, you annoy me and I genuinely don't like you!


  • Banned

    Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
    Celeste
    Devil May Cry
    God of War (2018)
    Metroid Prime
    Persona 5
    Resident Evil 4
    Streets of Rage II
    Banjo-Kazooie
    Chrono Trigger
    Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
    Final Fantasy IX
    Persona 4
    Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
    Red Dead Redemption II
    Super Mario 64
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
    Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
    Final Fantasy Tactics
    Half-Life 2
    Halo: Combat Evolved
    Mass Effect 2
    Nier: Automata
    Resident Evil 2
    Street Fighter II
    The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    Final Fantasy VI
    Horizon: Zero Dawn
    Metal Gear Solid
    Portal
    Resident Evil
    Silent Hill 2
    Super Mario Bros. 3
    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
    The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

    The second one was better.



  • @phbz

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    At least it survived longer than TLOU.



  • Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
    Celeste
    Devil May Cry
    God of War (2018)
    Metroid Prime
    Persona 5
    Resident Evil 4
    Streets of Rage II
    Banjo-Kazooie
    Chrono Trigger
    Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
    Final Fantasy IX
    Persona 4
    Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
    Red Dead Redemption II
    Super Mario 64
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
    Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
    Final Fantasy Tactics
    Half-Life 2
    Halo: Combat Evolved
    Mass Effect 2
    Nier: Automata
    Resident Evil 2
    Street Fighter II
    The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    Final Fantasy VI
    Horizon: Zero Dawn
    Metal Gear Solid
    Portal
    Resident Evil
    Silent Hill 2
    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
    The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past



  • Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
    Celeste
    Devil May Cry
    Metroid Prime
    Persona 5
    Resident Evil 4
    Streets of Rage II
    Banjo-Kazooie
    Chrono Trigger
    Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
    Final Fantasy IX
    Persona 4
    Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
    Red Dead Redemption II
    Super Mario 64
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
    Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
    Final Fantasy Tactics
    Half-Life 2
    Halo: Combat Evolved
    Mass Effect 2
    Nier: Automata
    Resident Evil 2
    Street Fighter II
    The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    Final Fantasy VI
    Horizon: Zero Dawn
    Metal Gear Solid
    Portal
    Resident Evil
    Silent Hill 2
    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
    The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past

    The first one? Dime-a-dozen PS2 action game.



  • A Link to the Past is too old and doesn't look appealing.

    Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
    Celeste
    Metroid Prime
    Persona 5
    Resident Evil 4
    Streets of Rage II
    Banjo-Kazooie
    Chrono Trigger
    Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
    Final Fantasy IX
    Persona 4
    Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
    Red Dead Redemption II
    Super Mario 64
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
    Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
    Final Fantasy Tactics
    Half-Life 2
    Halo: Combat Evolved
    Mass Effect 2
    Nier: Automata
    Resident Evil 2
    Street Fighter II
    The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    Final Fantasy VI
    Horizon: Zero Dawn
    Metal Gear Solid
    Portal
    Resident Evil
    Silent Hill 2
    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
    The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past



  • Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
    Celeste
    Metroid Prime
    Persona 5
    Resident Evil 4
    Streets of Rage II
    Banjo-Kazooie
    Chrono Trigger
    Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
    Final Fantasy IX
    Persona 4
    Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
    Red Dead Redemption II
    Super Mario 64
    The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild
    Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
    Final Fantasy Tactics
    Half-Life 2
    Halo: Combat Evolved
    Mass Effect 2
    Nier: Automata
    Resident Evil 2
    Street Fighter II
    The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    Final Fantasy VI
    Horizon: Zero Dawn
    Metal Gear Solid
    Portal
    Resident Evil
    Silent Hill 2
    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

    This is for making an open world that is too big and feels like a hassle to explore, drip feeding the best stuff (story) at outrageously small doses, killing my immersion constantly by making the animals dissapear too quickly, making many of the rewards feel less meaningful by implementing a item durability system, having a combat system that feels too lose and very much lacking in impact, and having too many shrines that are just simply repetitive and not very fun to tackle!



  • Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
    Celeste
    Metroid Prime
    Persona 5
    Resident Evil 4
    Streets of Rage II
    Banjo-Kazooie
    Chrono Trigger
    Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
    Final Fantasy IX
    Persona 4
    Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
    Red Dead Redemption II
    Super Mario 64
    Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
    Final Fantasy Tactics
    Half-Life 2
    Halo: Combat Evolved
    Mass Effect 2
    Nier: Automata
    Resident Evil 2
    Street Fighter II
    The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    Final Fantasy VI
    Horizon: Zero Dawn
    Metal Gear Solid
    Portal
    Resident Evil
    Silent Hill 2
    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

    Haven't played it yet, so it can't be that good!



  • Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
    Celeste
    Metroid Prime
    Resident Evil 4
    Streets of Rage II
    Banjo-Kazooie
    Chrono Trigger
    Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
    Final Fantasy IX
    Persona 4
    Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
    Red Dead Redemption II
    Super Mario 64
    Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
    Final Fantasy Tactics
    Half-Life 2
    Halo: Combat Evolved
    Mass Effect 2
    Nier: Automata
    Resident Evil 2
    Street Fighter II
    The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    Final Fantasy VI
    Horizon: Zero Dawn
    Metal Gear Solid
    Portal
    Resident Evil
    Silent Hill 2
    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion



  • @bam541 You mess with my Tetris I break your knees. 🙂



  • Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
    Celeste
    Metroid Prime
    Resident Evil 4
    Streets of Rage II
    Banjo-Kazooie
    Chrono Trigger
    Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
    Final Fantasy IX
    Persona 4
    Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
    Red Dead Redemption II
    Super Mario 64
    Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
    Final Fantasy Tactics
    Half-Life 2
    Halo: Combat Evolved
    Mass Effect 2
    Nier: Automata
    Resident Evil 2
    Street Fighter II
    The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    Final Fantasy VI
    Metal Gear Solid
    Portal
    Resident Evil
    Silent Hill 2
    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

    Out of place, see ya



  • @phbz the fight's not over yet!

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  • Banned

    Metroid Prime
    Resident Evil 4
    Streets of Rage II
    Banjo-Kazooie
    Chrono Trigger
    Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
    Final Fantasy IX
    Persona 4
    Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
    Red Dead Redemption II
    Super Mario 64
    Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
    Final Fantasy Tactics
    Half-Life 2
    Halo: Combat Evolved
    Mass Effect 2
    Nier: Automata
    Resident Evil 2
    Street Fighter II
    The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time
    Final Fantasy VI
    Metal Gear Solid
    Portal
    Resident Evil
    Silent Hill 2
    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

    The second one is better.



  • Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
    Metroid Prime
    Resident Evil 4
    Streets of Rage II
    Banjo-Kazooie
    Chrono Trigger
    Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
    Final Fantasy IX
    Persona 4
    Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
    Red Dead Redemption II
    Super Mario 64
    Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
    Final Fantasy Tactics
    Half-Life 2
    Halo: Combat Evolved
    Mass Effect 2
    Nier: Automata
    Resident Evil 2
    Street Fighter II
    Final Fantasy VI
    Metal Gear Solid
    Portal
    Resident Evil
    Silent Hill 2
    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

    Someone please remind Leon that he can shoot while moving around... I don't know why he does this to himself. Also, please punish whoever wrote those damn notes that leaked the enemies' plans in such a dumb way.



  • Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
    Metroid Prime
    Streets of Rage II
    Banjo-Kazooie
    Chrono Trigger
    Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
    Final Fantasy IX
    Persona 4
    Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
    Red Dead Redemption II
    Super Mario 64
    Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
    Final Fantasy Tactics
    Half-Life 2
    Halo: Combat Evolved
    Mass Effect 2
    Nier: Automata
    Resident Evil 2
    Street Fighter II
    Final Fantasy VI
    Metal Gear Solid
    Portal
    Resident Evil
    Silent Hill 2
    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

    Well I can't leave Persona 4 on the list now that the superior Persona 5 has been killed, can I?



  • @axel can't argue with that...

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  • Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
    Metroid Prime
    Streets of Rage II
    Banjo-Kazooie
    Chrono Trigger
    Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
    Final Fantasy IX
    Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
    Red Dead Redemption II
    Super Mario 64
    Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
    Final Fantasy Tactics
    Half-Life 2
    Halo: Combat Evolved
    Mass Effect 2
    Nier: Automata
    Resident Evil 2
    Street Fighter II
    Final Fantasy VI
    Metal Gear Solid
    Portal
    Resident Evil
    Silent Hill 2
    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion



  • There's a better Mario game in here!

    Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
    Metroid Prime
    Streets of Rage II
    Banjo-Kazooie
    Chrono Trigger
    Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
    Final Fantasy IX
    Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
    Red Dead Redemption II
    Super Mario 64
    Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
    Final Fantasy Tactics
    Halo: Combat Evolved
    Mass Effect 2
    Nier: Automata
    Resident Evil 2
    Street Fighter II
    Final Fantasy VI
    Metal Gear Solid
    Portal
    Resident Evil
    Silent Hill 2
    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion


  • Banned

    Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
    Metroid Prime
    Streets of Rage II
    Banjo-Kazooie
    Chrono Trigger
    Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
    Final Fantasy IX
    Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door
    Red Dead Redemption II
    Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
    Final Fantasy Tactics
    Halo: Combat Evolved
    Mass Effect 2
    Nier: Automata
    Resident Evil 2
    Street Fighter II
    Final Fantasy VI
    Metal Gear Solid
    Portal
    Resident Evil
    Silent Hill 2
    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

    That door is way too old for my liking.



  • Castlevania: Symphony of the Night
    Metroid Prime
    Streets of Rage II
    Banjo-Kazooie
    Chrono Trigger
    Dragon Quest VIII: Journey of the Cursed King
    Final Fantasy IX
    Red Dead Redemption II
    Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze
    Final Fantasy Tactics
    Halo: Combat Evolved
    Mass Effect 2
    Nier: Automata
    Resident Evil 2
    Street Fighter II
    Final Fantasy VI
    Metal Gear Solid
    Portal
    Resident Evil
    Silent Hill 2
    The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion

    Just another dated relic, nothing to see here folks.