Shrek 2?! That was like one of the best Blockbuster 2-day rentals of my childhood! You mean Shrek 1, perhaps?
The worst game I’ve played is probably either Shellshock 2 or some insanely violent game on early-PS3 called like Soldier of Fortune or something like that. Both are hilariously janky, and hilariously violent and ridiculously offensive.
Can’t say I hated them though. Quite literally had a laugh attack rolling on the floor with my friends, cannot catch our breath we’re dying so bad because of this SixAxis mini-game in Shellshock 2 where you shake the enemy off you but you needed to hold the controller like you’d hold a weight and just shake it madly, otherwise you die.
Like we’re talking vigorous jerking motions for 20 seconds. You’ll die of laughter before you die in-game. This is the most aggressive motion mini game ever it’s sooooo broken.
Worst AAA games go to FarCry2, Army of Two, and Shadow of Mordor is a very distant third place. Those games suck so much ass and have horrible design and just outright ridiculous AI. Fuck I hate those two games.
Drive jeep, get ambushed from check point camp, drive more, fight a whole base, gun jams, fix jam, fight more, get shot, take a 12 needles to heal, have a malaria attack, take malaria pills, clear camp, hop back in jeep, get ambushed by another jeep, kill ambushers, fix jeep with wrench, drive jeep, get ambushed from check point again, kill checkpoint, fix jeep again, drive into a fucking wild zebra