Posts made by El Shmiablo

@scotty Lol dude it looks better than the first Bayo by a huge margin. Chill.

Those giant monster battles in the trailer did look kinda familiar.

I think it looks great and am intrigued what they will do with Bayonetta being "dead" and Cereza taking over.

@scotty I feel like with the new added content that it won't be free, but hopefully there is a reasonably priced upgrade path. I'd gladly pay like 20-25 bux for that.

Not sure why people think Bayo 3 looks bad. For a console that can't even run Doom on lower than lowest settings at 30fps I'm pretty impressed with how good the game looks and how smoothly it was running.
Cereza looks great and had lots of detail in her costume.
Y'all make it sound like it looks like a modern Pokemon game or something.

@e_zed_eh_intern I personally love F-Zero X and think that and GX are some of the best high speed hover racers ever made. Go for it.

Holy shit I actually can't believe the Mario movie. That shit has to be a parody. No fucking way that shit is real. Jack Black as Bowser? Seth Rogan as Donkey Kong? Chris Pratt as fucking Mario?
I'm fucking dead.

This is huge.

I'd love an XCX rerelease. Hopefully if that happens it is successful and the series pivots back towards the less kusoge side of things, or we at least continue to get more games in the X spinoff.

Oh boy time to be disappointed that Nintendo continues to ignore F-Zero again.

Looks like Sony fixed the CBOMB issue.

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Apparently the most recent PS5 firmware update gives the console a 2-3% performance increase across the board. Kinda neat.

@dipset I mean, I'll always come back to Omega Collection in the end, but this does seem a bit disrespectful. Like come on Sony read the fucking room.

I've only played Ballistic and RedOut. Ballistic is straight up off-brand Wipeout. RedOut is more about perfect driving lines.
Gotta give Pacer a shot some time.

@dipset Could be a few games. BallisticNG, RedOut, Pacer.
If you can't tell, I kinda like hover racers.

Sony.

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Please stop.
You're hurting me.

@dmcmaster Didn't they hire some union buster chick after the whole Blizzard scandal?
Yeah, won't be even slightly surprised.

Always good to see the little guy get a boost. GG Splitgate.

@dipset I have no clue about the VR version, but the remake has been in the works since 2018. It's headed by former Platinum Games lead, Tatsuya Minami.

Ooo I like this thread.
The game that immediately comes to mind for me is Dante's Inferno. A lot of people write it off as a Christian themes God of War rip-off, and in a lot of ways it is, but they do some really great stuff thematically.
As for the "ballsy"-ness, there are enemies in the Lust circle that have a gigantic, clawed clitoris they attack you with.
The final boss of the game, Lucifer, has a fully modeled cock and balls that have their own (highly exaggerated) physics and bounce around accordingly while you fight him.

Man I wish they would remaster this game, or at least port it to PC or something. The sound design was also mind blowing. I would literally just sit there and blast the Holy Cross button to listen to the beefy sound it made.

Another one of my favorites is the Devil May Cry reboot, DmC: Devil May Cry. It features a scene with what can only be described as a "sniper rifle abortion". Good stuff.