They delivered again! This betting special was perfect and is what makes the Easy Allies special. The lore, oh the lore.
Great work on the thread by the way.
Simple Bets:
Will the word "Metroid" be spoken? Yes
Will Wario reveal himself? No
Will the phrase "You're a kid now, you're a squid now" reveal itself? No
Will Wave Race be shown in any form? No
Will Waluigi speak? (This includes grunts, laughs, etc.) No
Will Link reveal HERSELF? Yes
Dirty Bets:
How many Rupees will we see? 0 rupees
How many Fire Flowers will appear? 1
How many Switch games shown will star Mario? 2
How many Double Jumps? 5
How many Switch clicks will we hear during the presentation? 7
How many times will the phrase "Make the Switch" be said? 1
Double. Down. on. Don.:
How many times will a word be spoken out loud that rhymes with the word "Switch"? 11
FINAL BETS:
What will be the US retail price of the Switch (Price of lowest SKU): $299.99.